CHickenFogging

If you really badly want to die..

2009-05-13T07:49:00.000-07:00

Drop me a line.

I can shoot you right in the face..

And still sleep like a baby tonight.

Apakah?

2009-05-12T11:43:00.000-07:00

Monday May 11

KUALA LUMPUR: The High Court has declared that Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin is the valid Perak Mentri Besar, ruling that his office has not been vacated.

High Court (Appellate and Special Powers) judge Justice Abdul Aziz Abdul Rahim granted a declaratory relief to Nizar that he is still and was Mentri Besar at all material times.

The court, which issued a declaratory relief that Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abd Kadir had no right to occupy the office of Perak Mentri Besar, also ordered him to show cause and give information under what policy, power or authority he allegedly held office and exercised the responsibilities, functions and duties as Mentri Besar.

There was clapping and cheering in the packed courtroom when the ruling was handed down.

Justice Abdul Aziz, who read out his written judgment for more than an hour, said that Nizar, once appointed Mentri Besar, was only answerable to the State Legislative Assembly.

“Based on democratic practice, the vote of no-confidence should be taken on the floor of the assembly and only that way, he (Nizar) could be forced to resign. (Otherwise,) how could Nizar lose confidence on the purpose of Article 16 (6) of the Perak Constitution?,” Justice Abdul Aziz pointed out.

Article 16 ( 6) states that if the Mentri Besar ceases to command the confidence of the majority of the members of the Legislative Assembly then, unless at his request His Royal Highness dissolves the Legislative Assembly, he shall tender the resignation of the Executive Council.

In his suit filed on Feb 13, Nizar, a PAS member, challenged the legitimacy of Dr Zambry and the new state government.

Wednesday May 12

The Court of Appeal grants Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abd Kadir his application for a stay of execution on the KL High Court ruling Monday that declared Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin the righful mentri besar of Perak. Essentially, it might mean Dr Zambry is mentri besar until his appeal is heard.

Dr Zambry said he would respect the Court of Appeal’s stay of execution and would resume duties as Perak MB. He urged Nizar to show the same respect.

He also said that all decisions made by the Barisan state government remained as status quo, and lifted the suspension -- served earlier Tuesday -- on the state secretary and state legal adviser.

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It doesn't take rocket science to figure out which one of the MBs who are actually disrespectful to the law.

Clearly, some of us has really got issues when it comes to respecting decision. I mean c'mon..

How can an illegitimate MB resume post as an MB, when he never had any power to be MB in the first place. Pffft...I'm baffled. More the reason to visit Malaysia 2009, foreigners. It's a land of everything possible. Even how stupid it sounds.

Twister.

2009-04-26T18:16:00.000-07:00

New twist to the already twisted plot.

Kepala pening...

Caffeine overload.

Pro Exam in 1 month!

Little help?

2009-04-26T08:44:00.000-07:00

It seems. I am not doing very well here, mate.

Knowledge is knowing, Wisdom is doing.

2009-04-26T03:26:00.000-07:00

Life has three aspects:

Paradox, Humor, and Change.

- Paradox: Life is a mystery; don't waste time figuring it out.

- Humor: Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure

- Change: Know that nothing stays the same

Imperfections.

2009-04-26T01:29:00.001-07:00

Pesan teman untuk teman.

2009-04-15T03:59:00.000-07:00

Biar yang layu itu mata.

Tika mentari berlabuh pergi. Tika hari bersilih ganti.

Jangan layu jiwa.

Jiwa pejuang.

Tika cobaan datang menerjang.

Tika hari tampak kelam.

.
..
Perjalanan ini masih panjang.

Terendak.

2009-04-12T09:28:00.000-07:00

For the sake of everyone else.

It was ok. Nothing much. None extraordinare. Probably because I have experienced much more before so ok la. Didn't feel quite stressed up but didn't particularly find any point worth to be boiling over about.

I just liked the Disaster Medicine Practice much-much more. Kalau takde Disaster Med tu, Terendak camp memang macam perkhemahan Tingkatan 4 Sekolah Tamil Changkat Lada je. :) Angkat pregnant woman keliling2 hutan sangat penat k. Dengan adik dia yang duk bising2 kat tepi, "Encik, KAKAK SAYA SAKIT ENCIK...TOLONGLA DIE ENCIKK!!!"

Prof I, lain kali buat lagi Disaster Med. Takmo yang tipu2. Kita buat yang ade field hospital lagi. Pleaseeeee. Nak naik 3 tan dengan ambulans lagi. :P Nak real air evacuation.

Senang cite. Kalau ada mission. Just bring me along.

I'm ready.

2009-03-31T18:41:00.001-07:00

“Diversity is not to be tolerated. Diversity has to be respected. 'Tolerated' is patronising, while 'respected' puts everyone on an equal footing.”

Quote of the day

2009-03-31T08:28:00.001-07:00

"Liar!" - Burn

To Si Yu Si Em Es

2009-03-31T08:17:00.001-07:00

Your system is flawed.

You are living under the impression that your system is working.

Because. You only want to listen to the good things. When people (like me) criticize the system, because we want to see improvements. You give us bad remarks.

Now,

Everybody lies.

Because when want you to think the system is perfect.

Kanak-kanak memang suci.

2009-03-31T08:09:00.000-07:00

Pelawat. Melawat. Kolej.

"Pakcik,"

"Ye?"

"Apsal kelas pakcik banyak toyol?"

...

Terendak mode.

Hari ini kelas komunikasi radio.

2009-03-20T04:30:00.000-07:00

Whiskey charlie, whisky charlie..

This is alpha bravo..

Hati takkan bleeding kalau takde traumatic injury,

over.

P/s: Posto, posto! Posto dah sampai. Over.

Teman kata..

2009-03-18T08:34:00.000-07:00

Teman: Dah dapat beli rumah?

Teman kepada teman (TKT): Bro, aku just visiting je. Tak de duit nak beli kot. Mesti mahal sangat. Lu? Dengar cer lampu hijau je skang?

Teman: Hahaha. Aku, baru isi borang nak amik visitor pass. Hahaha.

TKT: Owh. Gua takde isi borang. Terus lompat pagar. Dengar cerita ramai nak isi borang tu?

Teman: Tu la. Tapi borang macam dah nak habis. Hahaha. Taktau la boleh dapat visitor pass ke tak. Guard tak bagi masuk bro. Hahaha.

Untuk Teman..

Aku pelawat.
Melintas di celah-celah lorong residensi.
Taman perumahan.
Yang kau pagarkan.

Mungkin berminat?
Mungkin terpikat?
Mungkin.
Sekadar melihat.

Mungkin?

Biarkan. Biarkan.
Aku hanya pelawat.

P/s: Tak. Diorang tak high. Itu apa yang terjadi bila dua insan seni berdialog di malam-malam hari.

Balada gitar putus tali.

2009-02-21T09:12:00.000-08:00

Balada,
gitar kapuk tua berabuk,
yang lari tune.

Mungkin.
gitar tua ini.
tak sehebat.
Gitar Gibson Les Paul,
yang Bob Marley,
gorengkan dalam lagu No Woman, No Cry.

Mungkin.
Gitar buruk ini.
Tak secantik.
Gitar Martin Steel-string,
Yang Eric Clapton
mainkan dalam Tears in Heaven Unplugged.

Tapi,
yang pasti.
Gitar ini tak pernah,
dan tak akan,
berhenti berlagu.

Andai putus satu tali.
Ada 5 tali lagi.
Kita masih boleh main lagu A.R. Rahman

Kalau putus 1 lagi. Ada 4 lagi.
Nak nyanyi Lelaki Ini pun sedap lagi.

Kalau putus lagi. Tinggal 3 tali.
Kita masih boleh lagi berduet dengan Britney.

Kalau putus lagi. Tinggal 2 tali.
James Morrison pun boleh cari makan lagi.

Kalau putus lagi. Satu tali.
Kita nyanyi Do Re Mi.
.
..
Andai putus lagi sampai tiada tali.
Kita pergi beli lagi.

Kalau tiada juga tali.
Sebab semua kilang tali gitar dah tutup.
Dek kejatuhan ekonomi.
Kita pakai tali rafia. Tali guni. Tali pinggang. Talifon. Taliban (apakah?)

Kalau tiada tali. Langsung.
...
...
Kita ketuk gitar dengan jari.
Kita karang lagu-lagu finger tap dance.
Mungkin tak sesedap lagu Clapton atau Marley.
Dan sememangnya lagu-lagu kita tak akan menang Grammy.

Tapi gitar kita tak pernah dan tak akan sunyi.
Dan akan tetap dan selalu berbunyi.
Walau tune lari,
walau tiada tali.

Gitar kapuk akan sentiasa berbunyi.
Ini janji.

Tribute to: Kelab Guitar. Ninjiompeipakoa, Che'Aroy, Zul-As, Amir "Hammet" ZulHilmi, Abel, Bee, dan rakan-rakan yang sama waktu. Oh, terlupa orang baru beli gitar. Nizs Sendal (Bau-bau ketiak dengan Man Kidal).

Ini.Perang.

2009-02-19T20:08:00.000-08:00

Bila kehendak hati bertembung kehendak Tuhan.

Bergegar alam.
Terbelah langit.
Kering lautan.

Perang nafsu itu.
Perang besar.

Kadang kalah.
Kadang menang.

Biar jiwa matang.
Sahut cabaran hari mendatang.

My unrequited love :)

2009-02-11T08:10:00.000-08:00

Ini cerita tok.

Tok dah tua. Mata tok dah tak nampak lagi. Tok pakai spek kalau nak membaca. Tapi tok pandai mengaji Quran. Kadang-kadang, tok betulkan kalau aku baca tak betul ketika mengulang.

Tok selalu sakit. Tok selalu kata, nak pergi hospital. Doktor kata, tok tak sakit, tapi tok nak duduk hospital jugak.

Kadang-kadang tok kena "tu". Bila tok kena "tu", mata tok jadi putih, tok gigit-gigit lidah. Lidah tok berdarah. Tok meracau-racau. Aku tak boleh buat apa-apa. Ayah pesan, kalau Tok kena 'tu', amik air lepas tu gosok-gosok muka Tok sambil bacakan doa. Aku panggil. Tok tak menyahut. Lepas kena 'tu', tok mesti tak ingat.

Tok tak ingat. Tok tak ingat aku cucu dia. Tapi tok selalu ingat resipi ikan singgang dengan budu. Hari-hari Tok makan ikan singgang. Tapi Tok lupa aku. Kadang-kadang, letih nak bagitahu. Ni cucu tok, anak Mat, cucu arwah Cikgu Loh Kampung Pulau Rusa, suami tok.

Esok-esok tok tanya lagi. Ni siapa?

Tok. Ni ibrahim, anak Mat, cucu arwah Cikgu Loh Kampung Pulau Rusa. Cucu tok.

"Tolong amikkang bekah tu, Tok nok meludoh,"
.
..
...

"Ni siapa nih?"

:)

Semoga Tok panjang umur. Amin.

2009-01-26T10:33:00.000-08:00

'Bengkok jarum pedoman cita-cita. Dekad akan datang, kau akan lihat agama di bibir, bukan di dada. Bahasa Melayu diejek. Budaya diganti tamadun lucah.'

(Arena Wati: Busa Hati, Penerbit UKM, Halaman 349)

...

.....

Alfatihah~

Passing the baton.

2009-01-20T08:52:00.000-08:00

I don't want to sound emm...how do you call it?

Never mind.

Just glad the journey ended officially. It was a bumpy ride, but in the end, it ended up being disappointing and most importantly happy at the same time. (Yea right)

3 semesters of academic underperformance need to be salvaged. Hope i retained some neurons for the nervous system block.

Quote of the day

"People say learn from you own mistakes. I learn from the mistakes made by others."

Said someone, who was a chancellor of Germany.

Feelings?

2009-01-05T21:02:00.000-08:00

2009

2008-12-30T06:35:00.000-08:00

Is just going to be another 365 day.

Let the outcome be different this time around.

Salam Maal Hijrah and Happy New Year.

-----------------------------

Rayuan agar umat Islam sama-sama solat hajat untuk manusia2 di Gaza. Semoga mereka diberi kekuatan untuk meneruskan kehidupan.

Dear S.F.

2008-12-30T06:11:00.000-08:00

This is a letter to you, your wife, and your lovely family. Thanks to you, my dear little sister has been safely 'retrieved' from you. However, you have not left me much of a desirable impression on me. It is not going to be a regret for me to say that right now you are not on my list of person I would look forward to meet to. Although it is quite a shame that we will have to inevitably meet each other every time Raya or any other event at rumah nenek comes along. I hope you spend more time with your other family every time I am around. Or just go to work, that might be better. For the both of us.

Look, let me just be straight with this. I have tried very much to really like you, and treated your family like my own, your sons and daughter like my own siblings, but your latest act of irrationality is a total shame to humanity. For that, I have to tell you, that I don't like you. While I know that now you may have come to find that money is not an issue for you anymore, I hope you are aware that no amount of money in the world would have sufficed should have anything bad happened the other day.

It is because of you I had an argument with my own mother. And this was caused by your irrationality and stupidity to acknowledge the life of a human being, let alone someone who can be considered to be your own family.

This is not a hate mail, S.F. This is just my own account of my own feelings for the recent events. And while I hope you do not read this post, I hope a speck of humanity will pop somewhere in your apparently cold heart. You owe my sister an apology, even though she is just an 11 years old who has just entered into puberty. Heck, you freaking owe me an apology. And until that happens, there is nothing to talk between us. You can keep your Ferraris, Porsches and Mini Coopers, as I don't have anything but total disgust for them right now.

Sincerely,

Your nephew

Dear baby,

2008-12-12T01:22:00.001-08:00

Baby don't you cry

gonna make a pie

Gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle

Baby don’t be blue

Gonna make for you

Gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle

Gonna be a pie from the heaven above

Gonna be filled with strawberry love,

Baby don’t you cry

Gonna make a pie

Hold you forever in the middle of my heart.

Sara, anak pakcik R.

2008-12-07T22:19:00.000-08:00

Semalam. Sehari sebelum raya.

Aku bawak Sara, anak Pakcik R. Tengok lembu-lembu yang nak disembelih. Sara, anak pakcik R, jiran aku di jalan 6, baru berumur setahun dan beberapa bulan. Die mungkin adalah makhluk yang kedua comel selepas kucing laut.

"Tengok tu..Apa tuuu?..Lembu. L.E.M.B.U."

"Lemu,"

"Aaa..pandai. Macam mana bunyi lembu?"

Sara, anak pakcik R, dengan muke inesen,

"Meow,"

Janji untuk Alin

2008-12-04T02:56:00.001-08:00

Nanti Alin kawin,

Abang long janji nak bacakan sajak untuk Alin,
lepas tu mesti Abang long nangis.

Alin, (umur 11 tahun dan beberapa bulan),
Alin pun dah ada sajak untuk abang long, nanti Alin bacakan,

bila abang long kawin.

Awww..

(Repekan adik-beradik di petang-petang yang gelap)

Medika mediku mediki

2008-12-04T02:52:00.001-08:00

Hakikat yang aku harus belajar terima:

"Orang malas tak boleh buat medik, walau sepandai mana sekalipun dia rasa"

Kau harus menjadi serajin yang mungkin, untuk memproses segala-mala teori dan fakta yang terkandung dalam kitab-kitab yang boleh dibuat bantal. Kalau kau mempunyai masalah memberikan komitmen jangka panjang (seperti aku), jangan la menggatal nak buat medik. (Katakan pada ibu-bapa di luar sana, sila amik perhatian).

Dan, kau harus cukup pandai untuk articulate (wah, dah lama nak pakai perkataan ni) teori-teori dan fakta-fakta tersebut. Jadi, rajin sahaja takdak makna, kalau baca buku sepuluh kali tak boleh nak paham. Dan rajin juga takde makna, kalau examiner tanya pasal symptoms of anemia, kau cerita pasal hemoglobin. Kau harus pandai, menilai soalan. Mencari jawapan terbaik. Kerna bukan semua benda dalam bidang kedoktoran adalah stret fowerd. (Straight forward). Silap-silap boleh mati pesakit.

Rajin+Pandai. Hakikat seorang doktor.

Kes stadi:
Aku mengalami sakit kekurangan faktor kerajinan. FVIIII.

Simptom:
1. Kemalasan tahap Gaban
2. Tahap motivasi yang rendah
3. Hari-hari sebelum periksa dipenuhi dengan aktiviti-aktiviti yang tidak produktif

Managemen:
Aaaaa...yang ni. Belum fikir.

Ombak

2008-12-03T09:08:00.001-08:00

Ombak yang menjamah
kakiku sekali

takkan dapat

kukenali lagi.

A. Samad Said

What life's like in Med school?

2008-12-03T03:23:00.001-08:00

"Medical school is like falling on your ass at your friend's wedding in front of your best friends from college, having someone break into your car shortly thereafter, but having it all somehow work out for the best in the end."

Very true indeed :)

http://ahyesmedschool.blogspot.com/

2008-12-02T22:23:00.001-08:00

Ever since that eventful early Sunday morning.

Things have been taking a downward spiral.

I'm just out of words...

Saye suke juge.

2008-11-29T01:54:00.001-08:00

Pokemon, Gadis, pakciknya dan Krisis Ekonomi 2008.

Klik sini!

Ikh-lust

2008-11-29T01:43:00.000-08:00

Ini satu draft cerita.

Yang sudah lama tertunggak.

Idea yang tak pernah kunjung hadir.

Dalam kotak minda.

Kecuali satu tajuk.

"Enche' Susu Dutch Lady"

That gift from heaven

2008-11-27T18:36:00.000-08:00

The beauty of being a human being is that,

"sometimes when you know you have lost in any direction, you can always take a step back, and start all over again,"

Alhamdulillah, I still live to take that opportunity.

OSKI

2008-11-27T05:10:00.001-08:00

Being a doc is all about working under stress, and making the best out of the current situation.

For example,
1. When the chief presenting complain was a swelling in the neck area, you dont have to tell the patient to strip his shirt off.
EXPOSE THE NECK AREA AJE DAH CUKUP

2. The menatang-yang-kita-guna-nak-amik-BP-tu was on the table for a reason.
GENERAL EXAMINATION INVOLVE BP TAKING

3. Tongue depressor is used for, well, you've guessed it, depress the tongue.
TONGUE DEPRESSOR, MUST HAVE IN THE CONSULTATION ROOM

4. You don't have a Superman eyes.
AMIKLAH TORCHLIGHT KAT ATAS MEJA TU

Conclusion.

The table, that we saw in the room, together with all those stuffs, the gadgets and all.
USE THEM. PERIOD.

Still, OSCE was kinda fun, and thanks to my patients for being cooperative.

Tapi lain kali,
jangan la macam ni.

"Do you have any other complaints?"

"Such as?" (Sumpah rase nak jentik telinga patient tuh, isk)

Naiveness

2008-11-20T13:45:00.001-08:00

The real culprit. No?

2008-11-20T07:40:00.001-08:00

Tuhan kata,
Aku lebih tahu daripada kamu,
walau
tujuh lautan dakwat sekalipun,
kamu catat segala nya.

.....

Semalam.
Hujan berhenti. Lewat tengah malam.
Aku tunggu matahari.
Mungkin boleh nampak pelangi selepas ini.

"Kucing sakti,
terbang dan warnakan,
pelangi.
7 warna"

P/s: Kak Ya, telur rebus separuh masak hari tu rasa lebih sedap sikit bila aku makan dengan kau, walaupun kicap die masin nk mampos.

Mencari, lagi?

2008-11-10T01:07:00.001-08:00

Mencari Islam dalam demokrasi, ataupun mencari demokrasi dalam Islam?

More questions than answers, gentlemen..more questions.

Macam mencari kalori dalam chipsmore, lebih banyak coklet cip daripada biskut.

Mencari, mencari, dan terus mencari..

2008-11-10T00:58:00.001-08:00

There are two ways, to learn.

1. Follow the path that has been taken by others before you, the path that has been shown to be correct. Because you don't have to make mistakes along the road towards acceptance. You don't have to worry about other people, because it's like a map already written with directions. Jut follow it and you'll be fine.

2. Chart your own course. You will be prone to your own mistakes. Other people might despise you, some people might admire your adventurous nature. But most belong to the former group. You will be loved one day, and hated the next.

So which one are you? I know mine.

"In the family, once you're out of the house, you're OUT of the house, and you're on your own.

But if you fall down, there's always a place to call home, so you can go back and makan nasi anytime,"

We do what we have to do, so that we can do what we want to do.

Gerimis semalam..

2008-11-07T09:00:00.001-08:00

Rintik-rintik,awan nan sedu.
Lebat kembali.

Gerimis semalam.
Pulanglah,
bawakan
matahari.

Pelangi petang,
(this is the part when the tears would swell up on the paper and blot the ink, smudging the next line, making it unreadable until it finishes)

Sabariah vs Ibu Mertua

2008-11-05T04:00:00.001-08:00

"Sabariah tidak mahu melukakan hati Kassim Selamat,"

"Kassim Selamat?! Siapa dia Kassim Selamat?! Loyar? Majistret?"

"Ahli musik,"

"Ahli musik?! Memang pantang datuk nenek moyang aku ahli musik! Anak tidak mengenang jasa!"

Help?

2008-11-04T05:01:00.001-08:00

I turned off my brain too long, i forgot how to make it switch on back.

Neurons, kembalilah!

Lagenda 3 Maf-ya dan seketul Maffin

2008-10-30T18:56:00.001-07:00

"Awak nampak sedap hari ni."

"Thanks. The name's Maff. Maffin."
(sebutan: Maff-Finne, gaya ala-ala pembunuh bersiri)

Tanpa tajuk, lagi.

2008-10-30T05:38:00.001-07:00

Berjalan sendiri di bawah awan,
tersenyum dalam dingin hujan,
mengabui air mata tanda tanya,
jiwa berontak dalam redha

Saya di sini..menanti.
Sesuatu yang tidak pasti.

Ajaib itu mungkin
menanti waktu dan ketika
untuk kembali berdansa

Ikut irama,
melodi
sutradara warna,
meniti
pelangi balada kehidupan.

Pandang kaki langit,
nampak matahari.
Terbitlah pagi,
saya ingin hidup hari ini.

2008-10-28T06:28:00.001-07:00

Bila Godfather bagi duit juta-juta...

aku kaya, aku kaya...

Lalalala~

P/s: Pak Di, masukkan duit RM 10 ribu dalam akaun aku kat Cayman Island dulu, nak downpayment kereta BMW baru.

Konsert Sifu batal/tangguh/ape2 je lah

2008-10-26T05:40:00.001-07:00

Jumpa di kitaran penghidupan akan datang, mungkin?

Rabanan-rabanan malam rabun (belum buta)

2008-10-23T09:51:00.001-07:00

Tapir laut tua.
Menangis ke kaki langit kelabu.
Enteng adab-ul politikus.

Kucing urban.
Hisap rokok tiga lima.
Jumpa di Geylang Serai.
Sambil minum,
teh halia di gerai Wak Dol.

Selamat pagi, makhluk halus.
Pinjamkan aku toyol.

Kerna. Esok.
Esok examinasi physio.

This is taking harder than it seems..

2008-10-23T00:42:00.001-07:00

.
..
Husnozzon
...
....

Why can't this bloody feeling just fade away.

Repro PBL

2008-10-21T08:59:00.001-07:00

I think pregnancy is just beautiful.

(just watched Juno again)

Hari Sukan CUCMS

2008-10-19T19:02:00.001-07:00

Acara faveret:

Tidur 50m gaya bebas individu

-_-

Stokin Merah

2008-10-19T19:01:00.001-07:00

7-1 8th Inning

Final

BRS 8-7 TBR

Pergh..

What a way to win a game.

Sexynyer...

2008-10-14T06:25:00.001-07:00

nak mekbuk baru..

plis.

Seriously, I just don't understand

2008-10-11T10:48:00.001-07:00

............

Stabbed to death, and then the killer twisted the knife, even though the person is already dead, with no strength whatsoever to fight back or show any sort of resentment.
.
..
...

Well, selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin.

Pre-welcome to reproductive system

2008-10-08T21:30:00.001-07:00

Prof N kata,

"Minggu depan tak boleh puasa 6, nanti automatic batal."

.
..
..

(Anda yang tak paham lawak ini adalah kerna otak yang terlalu suci)

2008-10-06T19:56:00.001-07:00

Senandungkan lagu cinta itu.
Cinta ilahi, cinta bersemi.
Dalam senyap kabus malam.

Biarlah matahari merangkak kemari.

Terbangkan.
Terbangkan duka.
Atas sayap-sayap kemaafan.

Lukiskan.
Lukiskan.

Lukis ape?

"Draw ajelah apa-apa you nak draw!" - Prof H

Final exam is just belakang the corner

2008-10-03T04:55:00.001-07:00

Godfather..

berikan aku inspirasi.

Mungkin dia akan kata,

"Go to the mattresses,"

Saya tak pernah tahu..

2008-10-03T02:44:00.000-07:00

Ada makhluk yang bernama peluncur gula.

Tak kenal?

OKlah, nama saintifik. Petaurus breviceps. (Cikgu Saidatul,sila bangga dengan ex-anak muridmu, sekarang.)

Kalau ada satu nanti,

nak bagi nama aroy. Kerna aroy mengingatkan saya kepada seekor 'kucing' yang makan roti Gardenia satu ketika dulu. Tapi mungkin nak letak nama lain..tengoklah

2008-10-03T02:16:00.000-07:00

tanamkan aku bunga ros biru,
untuk menghias taman itu,
yang malu untuk berbunga lagi,
walau ku siram berhari-hari.

tunjukkan aku arah nak ku tuju,
untuk ku halakan pesawat ini,
kompas itu sudah tak berlagu,
jarum melankoli sudah lama pergi.

p/s: Selamat hari raya semua, maaf gross dan microscopic (pinjam ayat prof N)

2008-09-25T07:42:00.001-07:00

2-3 hari lagi dah nak raya,
tiket bas dah lama tak ada,
aii, orang sana, hang terasa ka?
Kami dari sini mintak maaf banyak na :)

p/s: Parti buih kat rumah zawir masyuk gler k.

Pantun-pantunan

2008-09-24T13:18:00.001-07:00

I
Angin sepoi sejuk berbudi,
asyik mendodoi tidur yang lena,
Aih, apsal dah cerah ni?
Oh..dah terlepas sahur rupanya.

II
Kalau tuan hendak ke kedai,
jangan lupa belikan roti,
kalau tuan hendak sahur di kedai,
bukan bangun pukul 6 pagi.

III
Buka puasa meriah sekali,
di kolej di rumah di mana-mana,
tapi buka di kolej makanan free,
patutlah selalu nampak budak-budak SK kat sana.

IV
Cyberheights buat potluck,
Dengkil buat potluck,
Cyberheights punyer best la pulak,
Dengkil punya, last-last kena gelak.

V
Dengkil baru jumpa api,
depa kata, " Mai la sini!", (ada potluck)
Kami semua malas nak pergi,
Tu yang tanya, "Pukul berapa last bot pergi dengkil hari ni?"

VI
Jiran sebelah masak popia,
dihulur ke kami sepinggan dua,
pinggan dipulang jiran senyap sahaja,
dalam hati dia, "Aih, pinggan kosong ja ka?"

VII
Raya tinggal beberapa hari,
kami shopping ke sana ke mari,
Ada orang tanya, mung gi terawikh dok male ni?
Kami dah balik pun, 'terawikh' kat midvalley .

VII
Kau jadi imam masjid mana?
Aku jadi imam Kajang, kata dia.
Mung jadi imam mana?
Malee, dengkil. Kata dia.

Hamidianz,rejoice!

2008-09-18T19:42:00.001-07:00

Penyu dah nak dihantar balik kampung, weeeeeeeeeee~

turtle |ˈtərtl| noun. malay: penyu
1 a slow-moving reptile, enclosed in a scaly or leathery domed shell into which it can retract its head and thick legs. • Family Testudinidae: numerous genera and species, including the European tortoise ( Testudo graeca).
2 (also sea turtle) a large marine reptile with a bony or leathery shell and flippers, coming ashore annually on sandy beaches to lay eggs. • Families Cheloniidae(seven species) and Dermochelyidae (the leatherback).• the flesh of a sea turtle, esp. the green turtle, used chiefly for soup.
3 a freshwater reptile related to the turtles, typically having a flattened shell. Calledterrapin in South Africa and India and tortoise in Australia. • Order Chelonia: several families, in particular Emydidae and Kinosternidae.• any reptile of this order, including the terrapins and tortoises.
4 Computing a directional cursor in a computer graphics system that can be instructed to move around a screen.
5 short for turtleneck .
6 grumpy, old headmistress at a particular school we know that we can't wait to boot out ;D

The sad state of CUCMS

2008-09-14T21:11:00.001-07:00

20 people failed last week,
more than half of us hasn't got a clue what have been taught,
this week we have 6 SCL modules.

And yet,

we still want our holiday on Wednesday.

Plain stupidity, I would say, and a total disgrace to the academic cause.

memrojekkan

2008-09-09T09:21:00.001-07:00

Arakian..

Godfather CUCMS dah meluluskan projek mega kami..

Alhamdulillah.

Hope this will pave the success for years to come. Now the hard work begins.

Mamma mia!

2008-09-09T09:11:00.001-07:00

Taksub perjalanan ini,
mengumpul lelah,
di balik dedaunan samar,
dalam kerdip nurani,
yang nyata kerdil dan tak berdaya.

...

takde idea..tolong sambungkan?

Maybe it's time..

2008-09-04T05:05:00.001-07:00

to check out from here

Bye!

Message to the other half

2008-09-03T23:58:00.001-07:00

Tau lah busy skang ni,

blog ini kau anak-tirikan, pulak.

Ninjiompeipakoa: AWOL (Away without official leave)

Balada untuk dia

2008-08-31T22:03:00.001-07:00

sang jingga udara
umpama memberahi atma
menulis aksara cinta
atas patera berterbangan

angin sukma biru
puputkan melankoli pengubat rindu
derap tetamu lalu
terlihat di balik rona-rona hijau

dalam diam
tetamu lalu berhenti di persinggahan
dalam perjalanan panjang ini

biarlah..
dalam teguh berdiriku
patuh rukukku
tartil qiraatku
khusyuk sujudku

dingin pagi memukul-mukul
agar terjaga dari lena
memuji yang maha Esa
biarlah masa
lagaknya seperti terhenti kali ini
untuk ku lelaskan rindu
yang tidak bisa terubat
andai kau pergi

Ramadhan...

"Selamat menyambut Ramadhan kepada semua"

~ilham ketika berjalan-jalan di malam pertama Ramadhan sekitar Precint 9, Putrajaya

101st Post - Lemas

2008-08-29T11:05:00.000-07:00

Lemas, rimas..

Arus perdana ini, terlalu berat. Aku lemas.

Kalau orang nak percaya, kolej ini ada hidden agenda. Ya, percayalah.

Dan, aku dibuang 'negeri', sebab merdurhakai, hidden agenda.

Lemas, rimas.

Pergilah, aku tengok dari tebing je, kali ni.

lalalala~

2008-08-25T23:06:00.001-07:00

marilah mari,

mari mengundi,

tunaikan kewajipan pada negara.

Mari lah mari,

membeli undi,

hanya RM 300 sekeping saja. Weeeee~

teka lah

2008-08-24T19:28:00.001-07:00

ada orang kata,
blog ni,
macam jigsaw puzzle.

hahah

p/s: Hidup pun macam jigsaw puzzle, ketul-ketul yang kecil itu kau himpun untuk jadikan kehidupan. Guna imaginasi untuk mencorakkan hidup kau sendiri, dan blog ini (kalau kau nak), goodluck.

Hidup ini memang palat, tapi esok masih ada

2008-08-20T11:00:00.001-07:00

Hepi besday, kat the other half. I mean, this blog's other half.

Best tak kena baling belon? Hehe...
Tapi dapat gitar ngan earphone.

Bosan.

2008-08-19T07:20:00.001-07:00

Belon-belon bahagia,
terapung nun di sana.

Terbanglah.

Biarlah daku tumpang kereta bahagia mu,
dalam pandangan senyum. :)

Mereng-mereng ini

2008-08-19T07:09:00.001-07:00

Mereng-mereng ini,
aku hadiahkan,
untuk diri sendiri.

Mereng-mereng ini,
muncul,
malam-malam hari,
siang-siang hari.

Mereng-mereng ini,
berkunjung,
tika soalan SCL,
ada di atas meja ini.

Mereng-mereng ini,
andai,
PBL dan lecture,
dry dan tak menarik hati.

Mereng-mereng ini,
bila,
api dan air rumah,
dipotong lagi.

Mereng-mereng ini,
memang,
mereng.

Tapi,
Prof H kata,
tu bukan mereng.
Itu stress, namanya.
Aku pasrah. Ooo, kata aku.

Tapi (lagi),
mereng-mereng ini,
datang kembali,
bila Prof H pun dah beli iPhone 3G!

Semoga adrenal gland ini makin matang untuk memberikan respons fisiologikal kepada stress yang tak bosan berkunjung.

Pantun-pantunan

2008-08-14T02:22:00.001-07:00

Z hantar kt Ummi,

"Malam-malam masak mi,
Z sayang Ummi"

Ummi reply,

"Malam-malam makan mi,
Kalau sayang doakan Ummi"

Z lagi,

"Iwan nyanyi karaoke,
OK"
...............................................................
Petang

B kata kat Ummi,

B: Kawan-kawan nak pegi perhentian.
Ummi: Pergilah.
B: RM250 tapi
Ummi: Takpelah, kat sana kan boleh pakai duit US.

B:
"Abang long panjat pokok kelape,
Ummi nak bayarkan ke?"

Ummi:
"Budak-budak main kotak,
kepala hotak!"

2008-08-11T07:37:00.001-07:00

Ayah selalu kata,

"Stand on your own feet, and create your own miracles, instead of waiting for one"

Diari Korporat 2

2008-08-11T01:08:00.001-07:00

Maleh la..pendek kata, pergi meeting balik meeting, keluar pagi balik malam, keluar wangi balik masam.

Cerita akan datang,

"The Adventures of Niza", nantikan...

Diari Korporat 1

2008-07-31T04:13:00.001-07:00

Always, and I mean always, have a back-up plan.

It can be the difference between a multi-million dollar contract or nothing at all.

Mimpi semalam yang scary

2008-07-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

Mungkinkah?

Biarkan, biarkan..

Biar masa meniti usia. Aku tetap adalah aku.

Aku harap kau tetap adalah kau.

Dan,

aku tak pernah benci, sesiapa pun.
Percayalah.

Mimpi mungkin alamat, mungkin hikayat. Tapi cerita ini terlalu sadis untuk aku coretkan.

Biarlah dalam sanubari, untuk masa ini.

2008-07-28T07:06:00.000-07:00

semalam,
jumpa kau. aku biru. kau coklat.
sesekali kau senyum, ternmpak putih pula.

warna-warna ini yang mencorakkan hidup, ah..

.
..
tapi dalam wallet.
aku ada. hijau. merah. merah.

mungkin aku harus terima.
realiti hidup ini tak selalunya berwarna-warni.
.
mungkin kita harus menanti saat aku melamar kau lagi.

yang tersurat.
kenapelah ATM pavilion takleh kuar duit smalam, ciss
yang tersirat.
aku memang lelaki yang shopaholic ketika tensi. so what?

Chickenfoggers meet sifu

2008-07-25T20:37:00.001-07:00

"Bagai kan ayam bangkit dari tepung,
bangkit menjadi BBQ yang sedap selalu"

After all these years.

The man who provided the inspiration behind all these bullsh*ts is FINALLY in front of us.

Syarpiks! Nak gambar!

p/s: Macam ni hari-hari nak sambut birthday lah!

2 dekad kehidupan, the return

2008-07-24T05:29:00.001-07:00

"Esok datang je lah, pukul 2 kena pergi"

"Pakai apa?"

"Smart casual"

aih, ada part 3 pulak ke?

Taknak retro formal lagi, please.

bohong.

2008-07-22T06:12:00.001-07:00

kalau Kementerian Pelajaran nak tahu siapa dalang dan kenapa dibuat demonstrasi Maahad Hamidiah Kajang tahun 2006,

datanglah jumpa dengan kami,

bukan sebarangan tuduh cikgu-cikgu.

Bohong. Semua.

The other 'Dark' Knight

2008-07-22T05:16:00.001-07:00

Will the tears of wars be healed, ever?

As some of us rave about the latest Batman flick, let us take a trip down memory lane.

Remember Bosnia, anyone?

Alfatihah,
to those brothers and sisters.
May their souls, rest in peace.

---------------------------------------------------------

22nd July 2008. Radovan Karadzic, one of the most wanted men in the world, is in custody and awaitaing trial.

---------------------------------------------------------

Bumi Bosnia subur dengan darah dan air mata.
Bumi Malaysia subur dengan apa?

p/s: Siapa yang tak paham tu, can follow these links
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_War
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8007740/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keraterm_camp

Now Iraq, sigh..

2 dekad kehidupan, part 2

2008-07-20T07:09:00.001-07:00

Aku belajar sesuatu,

"Kadang-kadang rakan yang baik pun boleh jadi kejam tak ingat dunia"

Retro formal. Architecture. Award. Dinner. M. Nasir. Cisss...

Terima kasih semua. Terima kasih kat belon.

Nanti besday kau aku letak belon banyak2. Hahaha

2 dekad kehidupan.

2008-07-18T05:03:00.001-07:00

What a life.

Masa untuk menjadi dewasa, mungkin.

.
..
Maafkan semua. Aku pun, maafkan semua.
Dia, terutamanya.

Biarlah biskut meri menjadi biskut,
kerana manusia itu diciptakan pelupa, terlupa, dan melupakan.

Sementara menanti pagi esok,

"Party up to nite!"

Kajang is the new KL

2008-07-16T23:20:00.001-07:00

roadblock depan Shell Sg. Ramal?

What the duck?

Orang nak pergi kerja lah!

2008-07-12T02:42:00.001-07:00

ustazah aku kata,

"lelaki yang paling seksi,
adalah lelaki yang paling rajin mengulang quran"

ternyata aku belum cukup seksi. ciss..

Ayam organik vs Ayam suntik

2008-07-07T07:54:00.001-07:00

Aku tanya, apa beza ayam organik dengan ayam suntik.

Che' aroy: Organik? entah la.

Misdon: Sebab ayam tu tiap2 malam dengar ayat Qur'an, minum air yassin..

p/s: Sean Kingston kerja sambilan kat mcD Cheras yang 24 hours tu. Tak percaya pergi la tengok sendiri.

Pyan habib memang legend, nuff said.

2008-07-07T07:35:00.001-07:00

p: I sayang you,

macam I sayang seluar dalam i,

darling.

q: Waah.. sweetnyer U!!

(Studies revealed that seluar dalam adalah barang yang kita paling sayang, sebab kita tak pernah kongsi dengan orang lain, kan? Sape rela kongsi2 barang yang kita sayang beb!)

Sodo-Mee, part 2

2008-07-01T07:01:00.001-07:00

Ini bukan iklan mee segera brand terbaru.

Aku. Bosan. Malu.

Kerajaan MhA-LhAeY-ShIA. Macam. Biskut meri yang dicicah dalam teh-o panas. Bak kata Imaddudden. Lemau.

Aku. Bosan. Malu.

Sodo-mee,
cerita lama lagi.

Ini bukan iklan mee segera brand terbaru.

PakLahs dan rakan-rakan mungkin nak buat part 3. Aku menanti. Baru Sodo-mee boleh jadi trilogi. Ahaks.

2008-06-27T07:18:00.001-07:00

when do ideas come?

a pen, white papers,

and two bottles of sparkling ribena.

Frustrations of the men in power

2008-06-23T06:44:00.001-07:00

Kalau biskut meri tiba-tiba tak laku,

orang-orang production akan salahkan pemandu lori,
pemandu lori akan salahkan minyak naik,
pemegang saham akan salahkan orang-orang Malaysia yang bodoh sebab tak nak makan biskut meri,
minah-minah kilang akan salahkan machine yang tak sofistikated,
orang-orang marketing akan kata,
kerajaan taknak bantu syarikat biskut meri tempatan.

Ini politik pokok kelapa, orang-orang di atas pokok akan nampak lebih luas daripada orang di bawah.

"Lihat dari dalam mata burung, atau lihat dari dalam tempurung, yang mana satu engkau pilih?"

Ini bukan frust bercinta, tapi frust sebab rasa macam orang bodoh duduk dengan orang-orang bodoh yang tak sedar diri mereka bodoh dan sedang memperbodohkan diri-diri mereka. Aku bodoh, kau pun bodoh, bodoh.

Sara suka kata, "bodo ek?"

Orang bijak? Membijakkan orang-orang bodoh yang sedang bodoh. Mari membijakkan diri.

Take home message.

1. jangan cakap orang lain bodoh, tak baik
2. orang yang pandai akan membijakkan orang-orang bodoh
3. jadilah orang pandai.

p/s: entri ini sedikit bodoh, maafkan.

Dato' L, gua enjoyed our meeting tadi, lain kali jumpa lagi. Tak sangka lu ada beran dengar iPod Touch dalam parlimen.

Syberia

2008-06-12T08:09:00.001-07:00

Kau tahu,
cinta kita,
hanya dua tahun.
Tiada jodoh,
kata mereka
Semuanya angkara pihak-pihak ketiga..(pak guard2)

Aku akan rindu,
sejuk nya lantai mu,
tatkala aku tidur di bawah.
(bilik terkunci, cis)

Aku akan rindu,
nyanyian2 nyaring,
pihak-pihak ketiga,
yang sering mengganggu kita,
tika berasmaradana.
(Hoi, jangan main badminton depan rumah lah!)

Aku tak salahkan kau,
Syberia.
Andai kisah cinta ini boleh terus,
akan ku renang swimming pool Blok C.
Walau penuh dengan foreigner2 boroi.
Dan jeritan pak guard, lagi .
(Hoi, jangan main bola dalam pool lah!)

Tapi,
cinta tiga segi,
tak mungkin dapat bersemi,
dalam bulatan kehidupan,
Syberia.

Aku terima,
cintamu bukan untuk ku,
tapi untuk mereka

"Pak guard-pak guard Syberia"

Jangan merayu,
aku tidak akan layu.
Biarkan aku pergi,
cinta kita sudah mati.
Selamat tinggal,
Syberia.

2008-06-07T19:09:00.001-07:00

kenapa nangis dalam hujan?

supaya kau tak nampak, bodoh

Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

2008-06-06T06:01:00.001-07:00

The world is everything that is the case.
What is the case (a fact) is the existence of atomic states of affairs.
A thought is a logical picture of a fact.
A thought is a proposition with sense.
A proposition is a truth-function of elementary propositions.
The general form of a proposition is the general form of a truth function, which is:
Where (or of what) one cannot speak, one must remain silent.

2008-05-21T07:15:00.001-07:00

a: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off places..

b: Not often, only when you are there to catch me.

Forgive me, for I have sinned..a lot

2008-05-17T06:29:00.001-07:00

~We thought we knew everything, when in fact we know nothing. Forgive our sins. Shine and bestow upon us your light, and lead us to your eternal blessings

Amin..~

Have we forgotten the happy moments..?

2008-05-15T10:20:00.001-07:00

C'mon people.

Make some love.

Don't be judgmental.

Mistake is when we stop believing.

Regret is when we stop trusting.

For the love of God,

make some love y'all.

Epi belated mother's day..

2008-05-11T17:28:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the first stretch marks on your tummy..

I want to survive the darkest night,
as long as you love me,
I won't stop fighting..

Everyday, the thought of you leaving me in this world,
scares me to death,
So please don't.

(woke up with tears in my eyes today, I don't know if it was a dream or a nightmare)

Everyday is a day for you,
not just yesterday,
Happy mother's day, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and everyday.

Reminders of love

2008-05-08T05:06:00.000-07:00

dia: Blaja medic susah tak?

me: Sgt..

dia: Kalo blaja akaun?

(pening ape nak jawab, pasni kalau dia tanya best ke tak belajar fizik, bio, arkitek, engine, bla bla..)
After much contemplating, i replied.

me: Blajar ape2 pun, kalau malas dn x ikhlas,Allah x kn mudahkn jalan kot..
.
..
...
dia: hmm btl gak 2..thnx..

No, THANK YOU, lil bro. I love u.

Everything is backwards

2008-05-06T08:20:00.000-07:00

Boxing is an unnatural act,
cause everything in it is backwards,

You wanna move to the left, you dont step left,
you push on the right toe,

to move right you use your left toe,

instead of running from the pain
like a sane person would do,
you step into it.

Everything in boxing is backwards.

Frankie liked to say that boxing was an unnatural act,
that everything in boxing is backwards.

Sometimes best way to deliver punches is step back.

But step back too far, you aint fighting at all.

There's something in the air, it ain't love

2008-05-05T02:06:00.000-07:00

"I'm a new soul
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit bout how to give and take
But since I came here, felt the joy and the fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake

See I'm a young soul in this very strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit bout what is true and fake
But why all this hate? Try to communicate
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make"

Nak PS3 and GTA 4 Special Edition please, anyone!